pre-wasted

Attempting to just have a couple drinks in the spirit of simply pre-gaming, but instead getting completely shitfaced before even leaving for the bars.

"Oh man, we all went to Rob's house to just hang out and have a couple beers but Mark was pre-wasted before we even called for a cab."

by k_mac October 30, 2008

pre-wasted

A ritual performed by heavy drinkers with a high tolerance for alcohol before going to a club in order to catch a buzz first to save money.

Damn, the cover at that club is gonna break me before I get in the door. I am gonna grab a bottle of cheap gin and a bottle of orange juice and get pre-wasted before I ante up.

by Tony Kessler July 26, 2009

wasted warrior

The drunk friend who will compete in anything when they are wasted.

Karen almost lost a nipple in a barefoot street race. She is such a wasted warrior.

by FudgieK March 1, 2014

boat cruise wasted

the act of drinking a shitload within a small time frame and then being at the utmost, HIGHEST level of being fucked up. perpetrated mostly by wild university students within a science faculty that are in possession of unlimited alcohol and/or other drugs.

Guy 1: Bro, do you see that guy over there?!

Guy 2: The white guy with punch all over his white shirt, dancing like a fool?

Guy 1: Yeah! Haha, he's definitely boat cruise wasted! I heard he was in the washroom for thirty minutes because he couldn't tell difference between the dryer and urinal.

Guy 2: Ahahahahaha, yeah. Boat cruised wasted!!!!

by drunkfroshie November 5, 2011

name waster

a person either in a popular forum or website that registered using a popular or simple user name and hasn't logged in years .

Erick: Man i was gonna sign you up on youtube with the user name tom but some guy that hadn't logged in , in 2 years had it

tom: :cry: what a name waster

by name waster August 3, 2008

wasted beautiful

Describing someone who is over the top, extremely beautiful that she/he is intoxicating to look at. Definition of being drunk with someone's beauty. Can also mean someone who has more than their fair share of beautiful qualities that it's wasted on just one person.

She is so wasted beautiful!

I'm not just beautiful, I'm wasted beautiful!

by word dj April 14, 2010

Luci Wasted

When a person is beyond shit faced or hammered. White girl wasted has nothing on Luci wasted. To get so wasted to the point where you can no longer control yourself mentally.

1. Always aim to get Luci wasted

2. Last party i got so Luci wasted that I drank tequila with a baboon

3. when you party hard, you get Luci wasted

by luciwastedalltheway January 19, 2012