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return warranty

if an item breaks on you prior to the 1 year manufacturer warranty then you may buy the same faulty item in the store and return it with the broken one the following day.
"Hey wow my new Bode headphones broke yesterday"
"oh, i guess ill do a return warranty"
by datnigaa December 29, 2011
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the car warranty scammers

People who try to get into your bank account via a call regarding your "car's extended warranty".It's become a meme where this message can pop up anywhere, like in the sand on the beach, to in your goddamn birthday letter.
Me:I got a call from the car warranty scammers.
Other guy:Car warranty scammers?
Me:You don't know about them?
Other guy:No.
Me:Well, if you get a call, and its talking about your "extended car warranty", than hang up and block it.
Other guy:Ok then.
by SeriousSkippy May 17, 2021
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No Knock Warrant

When you’re in the middle of a coitus session and your SPAM javelin slips out of whispering eye and right into the heart of her rose bud. Coitus ends. Abruptly.
“Hey Karen, how was the sex with John last night.”

“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”

“Oooh boy…”
by Cups of the Dixie September 17, 2022
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grits warden

Self-empowered cube worshiper. Enjoys long walks through the church and Simon Says.
Dude, that (four) girl's trying (four) to be Simon (four)! What a (four) grits warden! (four)
by Ray June 2, 2004
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park warden

Peace Officer employed in National and Provincial Parks. In some jurisdictions, provided with the same authority as a police officer.
Ontario Park Wardens provided with the same authority as a member of the Ontario Provincial Police.
by Sean May 13, 2005
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grits warden

She thought she was simon, but i was simon, so she smited me. What a heck-bag.
This girl has a nephew and she thinks she should have god-power, what a grits-warden!
by sss May 28, 2004
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Warden

A parent who doesnt let their child out of the house often!
Sorry! I cant come over tonight, the warden wont let out of the house!
by Prisoner004 August 28, 2010
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