A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).
Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”
Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021

A place where you can get a rifle, ammo, a bandana or ski mask, a pair of grillz, and a crowbar, but you cannot get a quality rap CD.
by ɯ August 29, 2018

A place where you see people, especially influencers, fuck up the place. Name a day you don't see something flying at your face when going to Walmart. You might see people getting a haircut, and people getting freaky in the bathrooms. *wink*
Person no.1 Do you want to go Walmart?
Person no.2 No, did you know that people at Walmart can sometimes get freaky in the bathrooms?
Person no.2 No, did you know that people at Walmart can sometimes get freaky in the bathrooms?
by WisteriaChan June 18, 2024

A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.
Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"
by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018

by Diddle whole September 27, 2018

The most attractive woman in Walmart. Average looking outside of Walmart, but in there she’s a smokeshow.
by goddamn_batman August 10, 2022

Chanel vs walmart is whenever you see something really awesome and cool, but then you see a cheap copycat version of it
by asqwertyuionv4577 November 27, 2016
