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Walmart-Guru

A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).
Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”

Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021
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Walmart

A place where you can get a rifle, ammo, a bandana or ski mask, a pair of grillz, and a crowbar, but you cannot get a quality rap CD.
Im not saying walmart is for cheapskates, but walmart is for cheapskates.
by ɯ August 29, 2018
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Walmart

A place where you see people, especially influencers, fuck up the place. Name a day you don't see something flying at your face when going to Walmart. You might see people getting a haircut, and people getting freaky in the bathrooms. *wink*
Person no.1 Do you want to go Walmart?
Person no.2 No, did you know that people at Walmart can sometimes get freaky in the bathrooms?
by WisteriaChan June 18, 2024
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what in the walmart

A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.
Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"
by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018
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Walmart worker

A very lazy person
Look at that walmart worker doing nothing just sitting on his ass
by Diddle whole September 27, 2018
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Walmart wagyu

The most attractive woman in Walmart. Average looking outside of Walmart, but in there she’s a smokeshow.
“Bro check HER out

“She’s alright I guess…”

“Nah my guy. That’s Grade A Walmart Wagyu right there.”
by goddamn_batman August 10, 2022
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chanel vs walmart

Chanel vs walmart is whenever you see something really awesome and cool, but then you see a cheap copycat version of it
An example of a Chanel vs Walmart

Chanel: Nicki Minaj
Vs
Walmart: Iggy Azalea
by asqwertyuionv4577 November 27, 2016
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