walmart flu

The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia

"Shit, I caught the Walmart flu."

"Don't give it to me!"

by KLeonheart May 15, 2018

Walmart Yodel Boy

White country boy who is yodeling in the middle of walmart

Walmart Yodel Boy: "Lord I love to hear her when she calls me swEEET DAAADdddy"

by $Guru May 21, 2018

Walmart

WAL-MART: verb. To shop in a thrifty and often ghetto fashion in a store also referred to as "wally world".

Walmart, it's what we do.

by Heyjessiejoe June 4, 2018

Walmart

The shithole of humanity. Once you enter their store, you will find yourself ashamed to be a part of your species. Especially when you see someone you knew once, which is really awkward.

Ex: "Hey, do you wanna go to Walmart today? Gotta pick up some groceries."

"Fuck Walmart and their low, low prices!

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018

Walmart worker

A very lazy person

Look at that walmart worker doing nothing just sitting on his ass

by Diddle whole September 27, 2018

Walmart ready

Last nights make up, need to wash your hair and you are in your laundry day clothes? It's okay you can go out in Public you are "Walmart ready"!

I can't go to Target look at me I'm "Walmart ready".

by willyd1968 August 25, 2018

Walmart

A place where you can get a rifle, ammo, a bandana or ski mask, a pair of grillz, and a crowbar, but you cannot get a quality rap CD.

Im not saying walmart is for cheapskates, but walmart is for cheapskates.

by ɯ August 29, 2018