squishy wishy leonard

The greatest in the world. A sweet face with an even bigger heart

I love that squishy wishy Leonard have you seen that squishy wishy face

by squishy wishy leonard July 11, 2022

Gentleman's Wishbone

Occurs when two men are double penetrating one lucky lady only to have their ball hair tangle and need to be removed by rapidly pulling away. Only one may win, leaving the other too tender to continue. To the winner go the spoils.

The 3 way was all fun and games until we found ourselves tethered by the gentleman's wishbone.

by Cooltron69 December 7, 2017

more like your wishtory

A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good

Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"

by von groovy June 8, 2019

finnie winnie fishie wishie

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uwu finnie winnie fishie wishie 🥺

by teebeeaitch February 11, 2022

bitches with wishes

A woman who would not be considered attractive to many men, but one whom will tell people a man, who is outside of her league, flirted with or hit on her.

Man - “All those bitches with wishes saying that I hit on them.”

-or-
“She is just one of those bitches with wishes.”

by Hottie H October 27, 2023

Wishiwas

A cocaine snorting attention whore that is extremely shallow and manipulative.

There is no example that could accurately describe what a failure this person is. Wishiwas transcends all boundaries of failure.

by Somebodylovesyou February 12, 2005

Puerto Rican wishing well

When a man ejaculates into the belly button of his partner forming a reservoir of semen, the man then pisses out a kidney stone through his penis into the reservoir, thereby creating the noise of a coin being dropped into a wishing well.

Boy: Hey baby where do you want me to finish?
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.

by Dizzle doozzle dazz April 8, 2011