by Big_Sussy_Amogus September 9, 2022
Get the chrissy wake upmug. The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
Get the Morning Wake Upmug. When you wake up and the first thing you do is go on urbandictionary for word of the day, the best alternative ritual to your daily news readings to make you laugh.
Person 1:" Man the news is full of bad apples."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."
by Capuchin for Hire April 8, 2022
Get the Wake-and-Laughmug. when you wake up and find a chick on your dick to get a bit of that delicious morning cum (; similar to wake and shake
by snuffletussul October 20, 2016
Get the wake and snakedmug. Wake-keeping involves family and friends keeping watch over the body of the dead person, usually in the home of the deceased.
While this is grammatically correct ("wake" being the correct way to refer to this), it is mostly used as a slang world wide.
While this is grammatically correct ("wake" being the correct way to refer to this), it is mostly used as a slang world wide.
by 0xDamian February 10, 2023
Get the wake-keepingmug. Waking the baby is what Mom and Dad have so much energy that they wake the baby up for the feeding not the other way around
I feel so good and energized and ready to Take On The World this morning I was all about waking the baby this morning for her feeding
by ARTIE ST@UT June 8, 2020
Get the Waking the babymug. It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake' right El Don, said Dizzle. The world is changing. Back to the 1970's disco era of wake and cake. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the mediation around.
All the Jewish dealers in the hood wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. Because it is day of rest. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake. Later, Cube. Then let's go get some frosting to go with that cake.
by ShimDizzle April 14, 2014
Get the Wake and Cakemug.