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vacation dick

A very large dick that females desire once every few months on the side apart from their usual "boyfriend dick".
His dick is so big that he's just vacation dick!
by AnnaLeeSue June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage
"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"
by Dentedparadox June 16, 2016
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vacation bored

When you love your amazing vacation but miss your friends
Hi girls! My vacation is amazong! But texting you because I’m vacation bored ha ha!
by kristenlovested May 26, 2023
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vacation dick

Very large dick that girls love on vacation
"He gave me that vacation dick in Hawaii "
by Lucas Scott Cutting June 2, 2016
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Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.
Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.
by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013
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Albanian Vacation

When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.
Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!

Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!

Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
by Anton Kastraveci September 5, 2019
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vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.
Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"
by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016
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