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vacation dick

A penis that is of large size and would often be prefered over "boyfriend dick"
Person 1: so how'd it go?

Person 2: she said my vacation dick was perfect
by Definedbro May 15, 2016
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"castle in the air" vacation cottage

Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
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by Cderf900 June 16, 2016
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Soft vacationing

Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.
Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.
by Luciditi January 25, 2023
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vacation dick

Not your significant other's dick. To be used while away from home, out of the country on vacation.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.
"I was in Hawaii for a week and had some awesome vacation dick while I was there!"
by Sassymolassy617 June 2, 2016
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Vacation

How does this piece of shit start working here... Take all of my hours...
Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
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vacation dick

A large dick that you couldn't have on a daily basis (unlike a boyfriend dick )
My vagina hurts, I had a vacation dick last night. I prefer a boyfriend dick!
by They are my balls June 7, 2016
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