vacation dick

The dick that is so big its memorable just like a vacation

You would have to think that Shaq has vacation dick

by Dckboy June 17, 2016

vacation dick

Dick that cannot be received on a daily basis due to its large size. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I got so much vacation dick last weekend, I can't go horse riding this Monday.

by Rizkaliffa June 17, 2016

Order to vacate

When Matt Gaetz takes a shit on Kevin McCarthy’s head

Dude just sent an order to vacate! So gnarly!

by Mufgsucksballscum October 2, 2023

vacation dick

A dick too big for everyday use. Something you could only handle as often as you go on vacation.

"You broke up with Mikey? I thought you liked him a lot."
"I do. But, he got that vacation dick. And, I ain't trying to have no vacation pussy, if you know what I mean. Besides, that shit hurt."

by NerdKilla June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is too big to enjoy everyday, but need once in awhile

It's fun to enjoy a vacation dick when you don't have your normal boyfriend dick

by Meatbizal June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth June 16, 2016

Self-vacate

A politer way to say kys.

Please self-vacate.

by EpicRawl February 19, 2020