Dutch Victory

See also: “Dutch Surrender”

A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.

Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.
I’ll take $200 Guilder for passing go and now I must leave to put new lacquer on my shoes.

But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.

I still win, I have the most hotels.

Typical Dutch Victory…..
by DoubleDutchman December 15, 2021
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Coach Saleh Victory

when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub
Sauce would have 2 picks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.
by soggy bacon November 13, 2023
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Coach Saleh Victory

when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub
Sauce would have 2 pucks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.
by soggy bacon November 13, 2023
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European victory

Backwards victory sign signifying up your ass or nicely fuck you if need.
John:Hey fuck you man
Daniel:*holds up a European victory*
by EuropeWon November 29, 2023
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gravponic victory dance

a dance made when the editors on urbandictionary finally approve the word gravponics on their site. Since I have defined the word in its most basic form as it is just a portmanteau of 2 words. Ive also noticed that sometimes just because its funny they get approved.
When urban dictionary finally adds gravponics as a word on their site, i will dance around and sing i win, i win, i win, i win. That is the essence of the gravponic victory dance. Also see gravponics confusion and gravponics connundrum which also dont get approved no matter how funny i make these terms, urbandictionary wont approve it.
by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013
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swing a victory

someone can tell that has won after a competition,battle,etc.
- You're right,but if he defeats these 10 opponents, he could actually swing a victory.
by stacy22 August 30, 2009
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In the hit game "Fortnite" the term "Another day, Another victory for the OG'S." had been a meme for the past month. In the recent fortnite update, fortnite went back in time to their "OG" season,which made alot of "OG" plays comeback. But "OG" Players havent played the game in like 50 fucking years so they dont know what sweats are. Some "OG" players started whining about how sweats ruin the "OG" Season. Which started the war between sweats and "OG'S". The term: "Another day, Another victory for the OG'S." Is usally pared with either an "OG STRAT" or a "OG TRICKSHOT" Theese "OG STRATS" include, Using a emote so people cant see you in a bathtub. And the "OG TRICKSHOTS" could include "Rocket riding, or Sniping someone while falling off a high structure. But they all have the same endings. They dont work out. When the "OG" emotes so they dont see them in the bathtub, the Oppenent, waits till the emote is over and one pumps the "OG" back to lobby. When they try to rocket ride, they end up eliminating themselves. When they try to Snipe someone while falling, They miss the shot and fall to their demise. Ultimatly, Another day, Another victory for the OG'S trend, is basically the sweats way of saying "Its not the 80s anymore"
"Another day, Another victory for the OG'S. Taking down the sweats, the imposters among us."

*falls to death while missing sniper shot*
by THE OG. November 27, 2023
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