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Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where every word has to do with something sexual.

started in 1999 and was good up until 2003 when stupid teens on drugs decided to define their made up sex words.
Person 1: wanna read some urban dictionary definitions so we can get help on our english homework?
Person 2: bro we're gonna get in trouble all the definitions have something to do with sex
Stupid teenager that overheard conversation: LOL u mean Urban DICKtionary?
by dsdfdsd October 24, 2019
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The best website on the planet to be "trendy." Also the website that middle school kids like to look up seemingly harmless words but come out with the opposite of that
by ClassicBanana February 12, 2019
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A site dedicated to offensive and sexually oriented definitions that are commonly false. It allows anyone to post a definition of a word asking to write for a large audience and to provide background information while excepting childish and unnecessary definitions. Not to be used for serious reference or research. Can be used for fun and jokes.
Person 1: " Hey, do you know what this word means?"
Person 2: " No, I'm not really sure. You definitely don't want to look it up on Urban Dictionary though."
Person 1: " Why not? Is it bad?"
Person 2: " No not really, you just never know what you getting."
by GhostyGoober November 16, 2013
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A black hole that will suck you in for hours on end, until it is way to late to do whatever you came to a computer to do; a great tool in the art of procrastination.
Boy: Have you finished your essay yet?
Girl: Uh no, I've been on Urban Dictionary for the past 5 hours
by Emchob January 13, 2012
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A place where people with fucked up imaginations go and make up words. :)
Urban Dictionary is one fucked up place.
by revolution2424 February 6, 2015
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A website that used to be used as a normal dictionary and used to share with friends and the world what they think about things. The website is now over 50% related to sexual things (e. g. Sex, Fucking, Erotica). and the other 50% are things that nobody really cares about because whatever you type, sex will come as a related word.
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Before:

"Hey dude i need to know the ingredients of an icecream sandwich for my brothers soccer team, any ideas on where i could find that?"

"Yeah bro, just look it up on the website urbandictionary.com it has the answers to like... everything. Its awesome."
"K THANX FRIEND!"

Now:
*same situation*

"...just look up the answer on urbandictionary.com..."
*looks up icecream sandwich*

"JEREMY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN I WANTED ICECREAM NOT... UGH I HATE YOU!!! YOU HAVE SCARRED ME FOR LIFE!!!"
by Truth! Others have lied to you September 20, 2017
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A conundrum of idiotic, gay, and I mean VERY GAY things.
by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018
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