Unicorn Show

Where a female stripper straps a dildo on a bachelor's head and proceeds to ride said dildo.

Do your strippers get weird? We need to define weird...Have you heard of a Unicorn Show?

Did that just happen? Yeah man, he just got Unicorned.

by SL-DW-HV-KD-KC-JN March 04, 2009

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Unicorn Fuck

Strapping a dilldo on your forehead and penetrating your mate with it.

Dude one:"Yo! i Unicorn fucked Sara last night"
Dude two: "Awesome"

by Black ZQ November 28, 2010

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unicorn eater

When a girl straps a dildo onto her forehead, sticks it in a guys ass and nibbles on his balls.

Last night I got real drunk and Loraine did the unicorn eater on me. It was pretty cool in a fucked up kind of way.

by The Big Boy June 27, 2006

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unicorn language

unicorn language is a language consisting of random animal noises mixed together that you can think of.

"i want some ehhasdrf" says person #1
"you want some WHAT?" says person #2
"oh i said i want some water. i forgot you don't speak unicorn language" says person #1

by julie williams June 13, 2007

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unicorn sex

Sex that is so amazing that it seems fantastical, mythical, impossible, or unrealistic; sex that transcends conventional reality and transports the lovers into alternate dimensions; sex that most people do not believe exists, even if it is described to them by one who claims personal experience.

My date was so incredible, we totally had unicorn sex!
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Yeah, I've been hooking up with different people, but now I really want that unicorn sex, you know?

by M. Svairini March 31, 2010

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