A football player that calls himself a Tight End when hooking up with fit, attractive women, and an O lineman when the woman is hefty and unattractive
Dude, that illini utility player is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight after he takes that beast home.
by LANK8586 January 10, 2025
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Dude, that Illini Utility Player over there is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight when he's done with that beast
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Bro 1: Yo, don't you hate when you're can-unting, but it stops mid circulation?
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, I really hate when I am trying to be big-headed, but then become, large-breasted
Flat Girl: I wish I could can-unt to my chest on demand.
Large-breasted Woman: I wish I could can-unt from my chest down to my phallus.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, I really hate when I am trying to be big-headed, but then become, large-breasted
Flat Girl: I wish I could can-unt to my chest on demand.
Large-breasted Woman: I wish I could can-unt from my chest down to my phallus.
by Jorbo67\ February 16, 2025
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Get the 《¤》Utilizationieru《¤》utilizaUtionieru《¤》utilizationierU《¤》 mug.*teamflashes mate instead of shooting an enemy in the face for free
*mollies his own team off the defuse
*Team nades his team in spawn
"Some classic P4rma Utility there"
*mollies his own team off the defuse
*Team nades his team in spawn
"Some classic P4rma Utility there"
by dannyboi6310 April 9, 2025
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son: Dad, who is Jerry Sandusky? I keep hearing his name a lot lately on Fox News. And how is it possible for a coach to be accused of something so serious?
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.
by Sexydimma September 29, 2012
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"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to know something"
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to know something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother Jerry who is 16, i;s learning how to drive. Why can't I?
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough. Now go sleep tight.
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough. Now go sleep tight.
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
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