two-tabber

When you just have to have one more drink but you have already paid the tab....

I'm feeling rough today...last night was a two-tabber.

by techfisher78 December 12, 2013

two at a urinal

when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.

Did you see Francisco and Fred hanging over Megan? It looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. Yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.

by BKAJSQNS March 3, 2011

two homies

Two individuals who mutually help each other out by performing favors on one another. These favors may include sexual activities. The phrase “no homo” is not necessarily needed to be spoken as it’s implied.

Just two homies sucking each other off

Jason’s in the bathroom helping a homie out. They’re two homies that need to be alone.

by no thot March 10, 2018

Two spacer

Someone who inserts two spaces after a full stop when typing meaning someone then has to delete all the extra spaces after. Also known as a double spacer or scum of the earth.

Oh no, we just gave her the job and then realised she's a two spacer

by Angrytypist May 20, 2017

Twenty two

The worst number ever. To Catch 22 is the impossibility to win

They gonna catch twenty two for fucking me over

by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021

Audrey two

The hottest man eating plant from any medium

Audrey two ate the lad like it was a chicken dinner

by Turpus July 24, 2020

Two four

Slang for A 24 pack of beer, mostly used by Canadians

Eh bud I’m gonna grab a two four really quick, want Tim’s?

by 69doggystyle January 6, 2021