Audrey two

The hottest man eating plant from any medium

Audrey two ate the lad like it was a chicken dinner

by Turpus July 24, 2020

Twenty two

The worst number ever. To Catch 22 is the impossibility to win

They gonna catch twenty two for fucking me over

by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021

Two hang

Two hang describes a meeting of just two friends. As with a "group hang", it is a casual meeting and not a date.

Taylor: "Did Crystal and Tom go on a date last night?"
Sarah: "No, it was just a two hang."

by zoobiscuitz October 3, 2010

Two Scoops

When two people have multiple orgasms. Usually having to be scooped out afterwards.

Can also be used for more than two, ie three four five even six scoops.

That was crazy, I just finished again, looks like you got Two Scoops.

Damn we've been at it for hours looks like we had Four Scoops.

by Two Scoops and more May 4, 2022

two-nighter

Spending two nights in a row with a partner. Usually sexual. Usually on weekends (Friday and Saturday).

(lupoprodukto)

I just arranged a two-nighter this weekend with my third-hottest girlfriend.

by lupoprodukto April 12, 2022

Two four

Slang for A 24 pack of beer, mostly used by Canadians

Eh bud I’m gonna grab a two four really quick, want Tim’s?

by 69doggystyle January 6, 2021

Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah

by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021