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Turkey sweater

The moment the males excess ball sack skin folds back behind his own shaft.
Susan, NO, you know those pants give me a turkey sweater.
by DabMauFive November 4, 2017
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Turkey Snap

Grabbing the penile head and intentionally pulling your stiff, hard, rigid cock to the side (left or right, your choice) the releasing it to quickly snap back and slap the cheek, lips or forehead of your girl. Typically done just before she gobbles the knob for a little hot oral. Repeat as desired.
Why is your cheek so read? Frank gave me about a dozen turkey snaps this morning before I sucked him off. That may leave a bruise.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017
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Turkish Prison Riot

The subsequent chaos that ensues when an individual turns the lights on and off repeatedly in a mens locker room. Especially chaotic after a gym class or hot day.
I leaned up against the light switch and accidentally started a turkish prison riot again.
by Hardun tucker February 18, 2018
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Turkey Bender

A man with the special ability to be able to bend, summon, and evolve any turkey. This special power descended from the 4 elements of our natural world: earth, air, water, and fire. Somewhere down the road of our world's history, each element split into 4 sub-elements, thus creating 16 elements, one being the Turkey. The Turkey Bender has the innate ability to summon and create turkeys out of thin air. If the Turkey Bender were to come across any wild or foreign Turkeys, he can possess them to join his cause, instantly evolving the turkey with special powers, including very high intelligence, strength, and agility. The Turkey Bender also has the ability to take full control over any one Turkey. It's much more complex to explain the magic behind it, you'd have to be a bender to fully understand, or at the very least a monk.
Aang: "I bet you can't keep up with me on my hang-glider you piece of shit!"
Turk: "I'll just summon my giant flying turkey, because I'm a Turkey Bender, and dip-dip tf outta this bitch, like skrrt."
by TheChosenKappa August 16, 2018
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TURKISH VIBES

The Cheetahh discord helper known as “Zonkus”, but he lets Iulo call him bestie because they are very close friends.
“Bro, Rat- I mean Ray, define Turkish vibes”

Ray: “ZoNkUs is Turkish
by iulo :) November 8, 2020
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Turkish citizenship

When a person goes to Turkey to partake in sexual intercourse with the first prostitute they happen to meet after getting off the plane.
- So tell me Nick, are you still a virgin or?
- Yeah, but I’m going to get my turkish citizenship next week.
- Damn dude, congrats. I recommend bosnian citizenship tho.
by Greenbeard166 May 9, 2022
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turkagony

I am in turkagony after that game
by pseudonym4470 December 29, 2022
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