Tuba

Eating ass while getting a blowjob

My lady let me tuba her last night

by BearsErrWhere November 9, 2020

tubal litigation

Refers to assorted court-proceedings (such as child-support lawsuits, paternity-tests, etc.) dat stem from a problem/dispute regarding whether or not a chick has had her baby-factory deactivated.

It's not always prudent for an eager stud to just trustingly believe a gal if she says dat she's had her girly-junk altered --- there's a definite risk of tubal litigation if things don't work out as planned. Using a condom and/or sticking to blow/hand jobs might be a wiser action.

by QuacksO December 21, 2020

Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins

Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot

by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020

Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins

Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot

by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020

Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins

Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot

by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020

tugboat

sticking head in between a males legs and “motor boating” their ball sack .... have them shave half of their legs & their balls.

i can’t wait to tugboat later, please shave!!

by anonymous February 5, 2021

tubafour

Southern Slang for a piece of wood that is 2 inches by 4 inches.

Matt used a tubafour to build a birdhouse.

by Graff Woodshop February 23, 2021