but trumpet

to but trumpet someone is to blow through their anus and giv them a hand job at the same time, may also be said "to trumpet someone"

"that dirty bastard tried to give me a but trumpet"

by retardedgoatfucker January 15, 2008

trumpet

A simultaneous rim job and handjob.

J: Did you go home with that guy last night?

M: Yeah.

J: Did you fuck him?

M: No, but my ass is still tingling from the trumpet he gave me.

by JohnnyAZ May 27, 2006

trumpet

An over sized and over rated version of a cornet i mean come on CORNETS ROCK

look at those trumpet players...they should buy a nice shiny cornet like mine!!

by bias wensleydale evil thing June 26, 2005

Trumpeter

The act of blowing into a woman's vagina, and then opening and closing the labia to make the sound of a trumpet or a balloon deflating.

She hardly expected to have a trumpeter in her bed, and boy could he blow.

by Dizzie Gillespie I ain't January 18, 2008

butt trumpet

when a man fucks a women in the ass and punches her in the head witch makes her pucker up and he rips his dick out and her ass hole is inside out =(

butt trumpet

by johnybobonny October 31, 2009

Trumpeted

When you projectile vomit up in the air and move your head side to side. You can do this while laying on the floor or couch in your friends room. It is the ultimate burn. An alternate definition is rolling off the couch and land in your own vomit.

Steve trumpeted in my room last night.

by Schnitzel Klop November 6, 2009

Trumppet

Putin's puppet

Vladimir is playing his Trumppet

by New dog July 20, 2018