When an uncircumcised man is getting a blowjob from a woman and she blows his foreskin up right before ejaculating.
by Serbian Native March 3, 2018
Get the serbian trumpetmug. The loudest and most annoying instrument in the band. Trumpets have a sworn enemy between the clarinets and flutes. Generally loud and obnoxious and the people who play them are the same way. They can never play in tune and if something goes wrong with a performance, it was their fault. Don't be a trumpet.
Me: Dude, the trumpets are fucking up again. We haven't even played 3 measures yet.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.
by @thatnerdoverthere December 8, 2019
Get the Trumpetmug. The Tibetan Butt Trumpet is when you get ripped with your friends and only have enough cash for some Taco Bell. Whoever passes out first gets a kazoo shoved in their ass and you all laugh like maniacs when they start to fart humming squeezing noises.
Walt came over with s bottle of Jack and we all killed it doing shots. Mike Z passed out dead drunk after 23 shots and 7 1/2 bean burritos. Jackson shoved a kazoo in his asshole and within twenty minutes he was playing a symphony on the Tibetan Butt Trumpet
by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017
Get the tibetan butt trumpetmug. by Pepepoopoobitch September 1, 2019
Get the Rusty trumpetmug. 1. A person who embodies a brash, unapologetic, and often untrustworthy demeanor, often flaunting their power or influence in controversial or offensive ways.
2. Someone who aggressively promotes themselves or their interests, often disregarding social norms or the feelings of others.
Example: "Did you see him at the party last night? He was such a trumpeter, acting like he owned the place and grabbing 'em by the pussy"
Verb
To flaunt one's perceived superiority or power in a crude or offensive manner.
Example: "He was trumpeting around the office, bragging about his weekend escapades without a care for who was listening."
2. Someone who aggressively promotes themselves or their interests, often disregarding social norms or the feelings of others.
Example: "Did you see him at the party last night? He was such a trumpeter, acting like he owned the place and grabbing 'em by the pussy"
Verb
To flaunt one's perceived superiority or power in a crude or offensive manner.
Example: "He was trumpeting around the office, bragging about his weekend escapades without a care for who was listening."
Hey, isn't that guy a trumpeter? I heard he lives high on the hog because he lies and doesn't pay taxes..
by Another Cat Lady July 30, 2024
Get the trumpetermug. by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024
Get the Texas trumpetmug. The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.
My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
by Sam6victor February 16, 2018
Get the dented trumpetmug.