Ducky Trumpet

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by Da_keyboard_defier May 2, 2020

Silver Trumpet

The Silver Trumpet or Saliva Trumpet the more classy cousin of the rusty trombone, is when you suck one or both balls while jerking off the shaft or playing with the head. This is usually done after enough lube, or mucus is built up on a solidly hard dick.

This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.

That girl Samantha has a ball fetish I guess, she gave me a silver trumpet non-stop for like 20 minutes bro, it was great. Man, my balls STILL haven't firmed back up! She could suck peanut butter through a straw. I'm calling her tomorrow

by Seozy January 16, 2018

Colorado Mud Trumpet

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.

Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"

by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024

Party trumpet

A tube for snorting snow

The party trumpet should be partially inserted into ones nose and you then proceed to use the party trumpet to snort snow

by Blow king July 22, 2023

Memphis Trumpet

The act of farting while receiving a blowjob and the women putting her hand over the asshole to make the waa waa sound.

Melissa is a trooper, when I farted while she was blowing me, she gave me a Memphis Trumpet.

by Beyonddisturbed420 September 20, 2019

Penis Trumpet

When you blow into his urethra while pushing his foreskin back and forwards.

Girl 1: How did last night go? Anything kinky I supposed ;)
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.

by Fabriziho January 15, 2019

Donald Trumpet

an orange faced trumpet that may deport you any second

donald trumpet tariffs cancer so cancer gets deported

by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025