towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.
The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.
by glizzyholm September 23, 2022
Get the towel barmug. by Clutzx February 15, 2022
Get the Pink Towelmug. 
A towel movement is an especially messy and/or large bowel movement that requires a towel or towels to wipe and clean up.
Wow Tim, that was a serious towel movement you just had in the bathroom, now I have to do laundry today.
by herbsta420 October 18, 2018
Get the towel movementmug. A person who is such a sweat that they excel in every game they play in, no matter if it’s competitive or not.
by sillofrocks February 15, 2021
Get the Towelmug. Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
Get the Paper Towel Mathmug. Military Term.
After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.
See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.
See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.
Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022
Get the Afghani Paper Towelsmug.