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Farm tool

An insult used by elder scrolls fans to refer to argonians and Khajiit. A reference to the fact they're used as slaves by dunmer
I won't read the lusty argonian Maid, I'm not into farm tools
by Gatholic November 17, 2021
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jennie tools

by ballcragen101 May 17, 2019
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Tool gun

The Tool gun, is an item from Garry's Mod (GMod), that allows the player to spawn many things, such as lights, ropes, explosives, and can also spawn props.

It is a very customizable tool, that players can add their own options to, such as being able to set health, change the models of props, or customize vehicles.

The tool gun is also modeled after the Revolver, another weapon from the game, as well as Valve's Half-life 2.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what's your favorite option for the Tool gun?
Guy 2: Dynamite.
Guy 1: Nice.
by Nephilis Thylord November 24, 2020
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Tool Belt

A string of two or more guys following around an attractive female, hoping that their overly eager attitude will get them laid.

The tool belt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.
"So I see Erica brought five dudes to the party. I'm sorry man."
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her tool belt to try and make me jealous!"
by clint e May 6, 2009
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facebook [tool]

is a guy who constantly changes his Facebook status, usually via cell or an application like Twitter. This is usually in a self-deluded attempt to convince himself that people care what he is doing at all times.

Some common characteristics of many Facebook Tools' profiles:
-interests may include a specific light beer, gaming, "rocking out," etc
-favorite music is often classic rock, light rock, or "anything but country"
-his photos often include ridiculous hand gestures as his signature. If in a frat, this is the hand gesture associated with the frat.
"Gah, I can't look at my newsfeed without <Enter facebook tool's name> popping up with another status change! Who cares that he went to Starbucks for the 4th time today?"

OR:
Said to self: "Oh, really, <Enter facebook tool's name>, you don't feel good after a night of heavy drinking? Who knew???"
by toolhaters November 6, 2008
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tool bag

a loser jerk off that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. they try too hard, get smuts with diseases, have diseases, and are used like tools
the entire frat of pi lam at Widener University in Chester, PA
by beat up rapists at pi lam September 15, 2003
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he's a tool

Someone who doesn't have their own identity but will latch onto others ideas to be popular. He will others use him. Used in a sentence "He's such a tool" means he is inauthentic and just mirroring beliefs and actions of others.
He's a tool, he can't think for himself.
by Surreal&milk June 30, 2016
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