THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome)

Often used in the military, especially basic training. Used to describe an individual who suffers from the inability to properly "man the fuck up" and get through a difficult or trying task.

Drill Sergeant - "Alright you little poster boys for abortion, get your gear and get outside right fucking now. And if I hear a single one of you suffering from THS I will personally beat you until your tiny little fucking heart stops."

"Did you see George cry his way out of finishing work today. Said his head hurt to much to continue on. I'm tired of him never finishing a single thing."

"That prick is a chronic case of THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome)."

by FiveFire November 6, 2009

Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur

A tiny dinosaur that likes to pretend he is a turtle. His shell is really an acorn. He has his own comics and is usually wondering why humans do something like eating lots of noodles when he can only eat one because he's so tiny.

Holly: Did you see that new comic?

Jane: Yeah! Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur is so cuteeee!

Holly: It's so awesome!

by Iloveanimalcrackers5555 February 15, 2013

2 camels in a tiny car

A phrase created by the famous YouTuber RayWilliamJohnson. Ray reviewed a viral video in which the entire footage was of two very angry camels sitting inside a tiny car. There was no context or explanation given in the video for what was going on. The video was literally just "2 camels in a tiny car", a seemingly inexplicable phrase that is so bizarre there is no explanation for it. Therefore, it is said to automatically win every fight or argument, particularly against trolls. It has gotten so well-known that someone even made a Twitter account for the phrase, and got its place in the 'know you meme' website. Amazingly, this phrase was only invented on January 24th, 2010, a mere three weeks from the posting of this entry.

Note: This entry is a revised, expanded, and corrected entry posted in response to someone who posted similar information under "2 camels and a tiny car", which was incorrect.

Troll: "A mac is better than a PC!!"
Ray: "Nope, 2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Star Wars is better than Lord of the Rings!!"
Ray: "2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Nickelback is the best band ever!!"
Ray: "2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Rosie O'Donnell has a penis!!"
Ray: "2 cam- ... you know, I'm just not gonna argue with that one."

by mrypen February 17, 2010

Kentucky Tiny House

"the act of inserting a fried chicken drumstick into an orifice that is not normally large enough to receive it"

"Dude we were going to go at it but she asked me to Kentucky Tiny House her! That's a no for me dawg"

by HomemadeDuck102 September 7, 2020

Shakes tiny fist

An expression of frustration, protest, anger or outrage, that is generally understood to be futile. Frequently used online, in the third person, by someone writing about himself or herself.

Possibly arising from the lyrics of "Lucky Ball and Chain" by They Might Be Giants (1990):

"I can shake my tiny fist / And swear I wasn't wrong / But what's the sense in arguing / When you're all alone?"

Mike352: This is too hard for me!

JohnChen: That's what da5id's mother said last night.

da5id: *shakes tiny fist*

by Xadism June 9, 2009

Two Camels in a Tiny Car

A phrase coined on =3 from a viral video of two camels... in a tiny car.

The phrase is just bizarre enough to win every argument ever.

"We're having pizza for dinner."
"No, we're getting chinese. Two camels in a tiny car"
"Okay"

"Watch out for that squaids, man."
"It's all good. I've got two camels in a tiny car."

"That's lame. You're a fucking moron"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"You win."

"Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mom"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"Shit. You got me. Tell mom I said hi."

by Mayteana February 1, 2010

Two camels in a tiny car

The response that just may be bizarre enough to win any argument ever.

A Mac is better than a PC. Nope, two camels in a tiny car.

by Unknown1111234 February 2, 2010