Golden Ticket

When a woman gets pregnant by a rich baby daddy, who wants to marry her. She never has to work again. The baby is the Golden Ticket to retirement.

Phoebe got knocked up by Mr Big, and he brought her a t-shirt that says Golden Ticket with an arrow pointing to her stomach, as a joke to his Wall Street friends

by Anamar March 31, 2017

One way ticket to Oregon

Suicide, whether legally assisted as allowed by Oregon law or not

In 1961, Ernest Hemingway pulled out his shotgun and bought a one way ticket to Oregon.

by jdotx November 23, 2011

tickidiwahahn

whatever the fuck Adam L wants it to mean and the definition changes every 3.4 seconds to fit needs of original creator of said word. if at any time a misuser of the word trys to use it, they will be in fact making fun of themselves and not the intended target of the word.

Lance Swearns is a tickidiwahahn michigan boing!!!

by Adam L., from hell and back July 16, 2003

ticket

a pill of any kind such as vicodin, percocet, xanex, etc.

Yo Tim, you got any more of those vikings tickets for the game this weekend?

by Tim J. Button September 29, 2005

Plane ticket

A really attractive girl

"Damn, that girl is a plane ticket"

"I am gonna take that plane ticket home tonight!"

by Robbyk December 12, 2013

ticketmasterbation

What you want to do after scoring tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.

After a long courtship with the website and being told to wait a minute, ticketmasterbation is what you want to do after you score tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.

After getting screwed with endless fees, I decided to ticketmasterbate to take the edge off.

by tmk8273 June 18, 2009

Ticket Number 50

Second Popular order in regards to a fast food restaurant

Setting: Mcdonalds

James: "I think I will get that Ticket Number 50"

Mike: "Yea, I will go with the Angus Beef Burger too"

by hahhahahajjjjppppyoo May 1, 2010