Swamp Thing 

A girl who looks are so frightening it looks as if she has emerged from a swamp to prey sexually on innocent drunken males. Often found in clubs and bars with tits hanging out, smeared make up and multiple drinks in hand.

Did you see Lauren last night. God swamp thing is hideous

Swamp Thing by Nick The Chode Lipari February 20, 2011

wet thing 

a very attractive female usually wearing sexy clothes that inspires an observing male to get wet

Male 1 - "did you see the new j-lo video? "
Male 2 - "yeah its cracking, she's such a fucking wet thing, i'd do her till christmas."

wet thing by Douggie November 9, 2008

Shiny thing 

1) Any fascinating distraction. 2) Something valuable.

Oh look, a shiny thing!

Shiny thing by Glitterby July 19, 2010

Thick as a thick thing 

Refering to someone who is extremely unintelligent.

Fuck me, he is as thick as a thick thing if not thicker

Thick as a thick thing by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Sure Thing

A term to define someone who is deffinetly going to give their partner very good sex, whenever they want.

Sarah: "Kayla, why do you still slill sleep with Max?"

Kayla: "Cause he is a sure thing."

Sure Thing by Joey loco December 28, 2016

having a thing 

Having a thing with a person (a none strict relationship) means that you can each like each other but have no guidelines. Therefore you are dating but not so you can go do other sexual thing with different people and not get in trouble with the other person.

Me and Kyle are having a thing but we still mess with other people.

having a thing by Apple blossom 123 August 15, 2017

boinky thing

Sexual intercourse. As said by Bruce Willis in the TV series "Moonlighting".

Hey babe, wanna spend the weekend in Cabo doing the boinky thing?

boinky thing by fartknocker November 6, 2003