apple test

N. a test given to girls with jacked up teeth, most notably Japanese girls. If you throw an apple to the girls' mouth and it sticks, she fails. you don't date her. In fact you should Run!

"I met this really cute Japanese girl in Tokyo, but she failed the apple test, so I couldn't hook up with her."

by lampshady August 12, 2006

Rape Test

The act of sneaking up on someone in an attempt to determine whether they are prepared to elude an aggressive sexual assault

Roommate1: How did Bridget do on her rape test last night?

Roommate2: Judging by the fact that she was passed out in front of the apartment door... I'd say she failed

by Games from Mega November 29, 2011

Teste-moany

The guttural sound/moan a man makes when he ejaculates.

Judging by George's brief teste-moany, I believe he just came inside me.

by Jack-hole-lantern June 8, 2017

Test Wipe

The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.

"Damn Tony, after that fart you might want to consider a test wipe".

by Mike Honcho FS May 8, 2010

beta test

The last stage of testing for a computer product prior to commercial release. Beta testers are usually real users who are offered a free down load or product to try out and are asked for feedback.

George, "Hey, Where did you find this new app on your phone and how can I get it?"

Sara, "Sorry, babe, it's a beta test and not available yet".

by Noopyhi November 10, 2013

Beta testing

The act of having sex with someone under the age of 16 and over 11

Derek was indulging in beta testing last week, we should report him to the authorities!

by 69cooldad420 May 21, 2019

testes forest

What Borat calls his pubic hair. This is apparently a direct translation of a Kazakh metaphorical term for the pubic bush, male or female.

I go for wax job in U S and A, and when I return to my home town of Kusek, my testes forest already grow back! Very nice!

by extanction January 25, 2009