ski pole

riding in the middle of two people in the back or front seat.

dude I can't ride ski pole in the back seat.

by e nigma99999 April 14, 2011

fancy poles

oldest way saying of penises. so old that it sounds like people form the 20's use to say it.

kid: tell me about a story when you were a kid grandpa
G: well me and the boys were the craziest kids around, we walk around with our fancy poles!
kid: that doesn't sound crazy, that sounds kinda gay grandpa.
G: kids got hurt back then, we use to play grab the nearest tree and hang on for dear life game.
kid: thats gay...
G: yea, it was pretty gay...

by WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2132323 November 10, 2010

Pole Bitch

The person in charge of setting up spinnaker. This person is usually bullied by

the person steering. This person will have epic falls if they cant do spinnaker

right. The pole bitch is usually the person who does all the work.

Alex is the teams pole bitches.
I hate to be the pole bitch.
Lauren is the best at being the pole bitch.
Eric is not a very good pole bitch and Sara does most of the work.=

by Ninja Kiwi August 15, 2009

pole smoking

Jeff's favorite thing to do in his spare time.

Jeff better stop pole smoking before he hurts someone with his butter tooth.

by The MadCow June 23, 2004

pole hugger

Noun: An employee of an utility company that works with utility poles and wires.

Jay just got a new job as a pole hugger.

by MRM141mary July 13, 2007

fart pole

A person upon whom other people fart.

Michael is my fart pole cuz I fart on him all the time.

by Doncy September 26, 2006

pole sander

a veteran hooker that usually works around or in the strip clubs. she is called a pole sander because of all the warts, and scabs for herpes that she has. they ar know to rip right through a condom lickety split.

holy crap did you guys see that old pole sander in the strip club last night??
yeah i did.
you know jason hit that while we were there.
no way....
i bet his dicks going to fall off.

by yer mammy April 12, 2007