licking the tonad

When a girl goes to the toilet and wipes in the wrong direction, causing shit to be moved from her arse to her vaj. On discovering the mistake she has just made she then gets her boyfriend to lick the remains away and they begin to fuck.

"I love licking the tonad, i think i have a problem"

by dirtyfukx April 14, 2017

crackhead lick

When you lick your fingers and/or another surface after consuming drugs, in attempts to get higher

Ex. Licking drug residue from the inside of a baggy or credit card

*Jay splits a perc with his friend and then licks the fingers he was holding the perc in*

“Dude did you really just do a crackhead lick?”

by Heathersuesyou February 26, 2023

Victory Lick

When you lick someone's vlit or penis head after they have orgasmed. Typically causing a flinch or shudder.

I was fucking around with Alex last night, and afylter we were done, I went in for a victory lick.

by YaasssQueen March 7, 2019

Bologne lick

When a person licks a girls vagina

Woah dude... He just gave her a nice bologne lick

by Urbanstreets653 August 1, 2016

Lick Naw

(n.) a term used in a variety and diverse set of ways.

Can be used as a person that passes out after 3 beers, a man that is terrible at swimming.

Did you see Timmy at the party, what a Lick Naw.

by The Bonzi May 12, 2009

Oil lick

Taking a big dab (marijuana oil)

I just took the fattest oil lick

by Lolloverboyyyyy July 23, 2017

cowell lick

1: The ungodly manner in which Simon Cowell half parts and half spikes his hair; a horribly fashioned hairdo in which the hair is parted down the center and one side sits higher than the other... the hair is usually a mixed look of flat and spiked, as if the person sat a book on their head for 5 hours after showering.

2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.

TJ: Did you see X Factor last night?

Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.

TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?

by Katya Eye November 27, 2013