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Hamster cock

An extremely small penis which is mostly prone to be apart of people called Harry.
Random Guy:OMG bro you have such a Hamster Cock!
by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019
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A suggested renaming for a "wireless mouse," playing on the idea that it scurries around like a hamster, navigating through a digital landscape without a physical connection.
Ever since I got my new hamster, I can work from anywhere without worrying about tangled wires!
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
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Alabama hamster wheel

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother
"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"
by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 8, 2023
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thirsty hamster

When you lay on top of your car, put your dick through the sunroof, and your girl pretends she’s a thirsty hamster.
My wife roled played the thirsty hamster in a parking lot
by Dirtdiver80 February 25, 2024
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Obese Hamster

by TheNonObeseKat May 22, 2009
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thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster refers humorously to a sexual act where someone performs oral sex on a man as he lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging down through the sunroof, similar go a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle. First went viral on TikTok in February 2024.
They found a quiet place where they could park, open the sunroof, and she could be a thirsty hamster.
by John in Chicago February 21, 2024
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Hamster Toe

Similar to a camel toe, but is had by a dwarf with a fluffy flower happening.
The other night I was at the strip club when a small person climbed up on stage and I noticed that she was rocking a too-tight g-string and was suffering from severe hamster toe. Needless to say, I made it rain on that classy broad.
by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012
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