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vagina dress

A dress that is questionably a child's extra large t-shirt. You can see the individuals vagina.
It's rush week, grab your vagina dress and let's hit the town!!!
by Msmoney December 18, 2017
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NASA Dress Rehearsal

When sleeping next to your partner and you line up your butthole directly with a partner’s hole and fart. Their reaction let’s you know if the rehearsal was a success and you’re ready to move on to space docking.
I woke up my wife by lining up my butthole to her butthole to perform a NASA Dress Rehearsal before the space docking later in the month. She screamed that she felt the fart deep in her butt. I knew then, my years of preparation made me ready for the Space Dock. T-minus 20 days…
by Ice Meow September 24, 2022
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jet dress

A dress so short that when a girl bends over you can see her cockpit.
That girl is wearing a jet dress. What is that? A dress that is so short that when she bends over you can see her cockpit.
by Aehster September 24, 2016
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Dress

A piece of clothing that is soooo long
Friend A: What is a dress?
Friend B: A piece of clothing that is soo long
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Dressing the Skeleton

When one does a pointless task for no other reason than to satisfy the deranged humor of another individual.
Person 1: Why are you painting the grass red?
Person 2: Just dressing the skeleton for the boss. He thinks it is funny for some reason.
Person 1: You are retarded.
by fingergunmitch July 22, 2018
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cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back
that's cause spooning in a dress duh
by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019
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Abe Lincoln in a dress

when shrek gets on to donkey
by Cutelildragqueenwithabeard February 11, 2020
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