Candy Storing

The act of sleeping with an excessive number of partners during a time of opportunity, usually following a long-term committed relationship.

Corie sure took advantage of his bachelor status following his divorce from Rhonda. He was like a kid in a candy store!

Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!

by forever creepin' April 8, 2021

the cop store

The police station, Jail

I'd speed but I don't want to get arrested and taken to the cop store

by iamsassyfrassy January 30, 2018

Grocery Store Method

when you see a bad bitch in the grocery store so you put her in your shopping cart and take her home without her consent

“Yo I just got this girl using the grocery store method”

by oregonleafblower69 October 23, 2025

store bought pesto

Something Susie doesn’t like

“Call me crazy if you want but I never like store bought pesto”
Wow Susie that’s really crazy

by Astrobacon November 27, 2023

Store defective

Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.

"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?"

"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"

A classic case of store defective.

by Gdubfunk August 22, 2011

shopping at the versace store

Referring to splurging on unnecessary items when funds are not sufficient.

Don't be feelin like you could go shopping at the Versace store when you still owe me money nigga.

by Fuckwithit1 October 14, 2013

Department Store Drama

A subgenre of film with a large variety of visuals and stories.

Wes Anderson makes the best Department Store Dramas.

by S_flyte October 31, 2022