Shit the Goof 

1. The act of shitting in Goofy's mouth. This is most easily accomplished by buying a Goofy hat from Disney World and promptly taking a dump on the underside. Optionally, you can send it to Disney headquarters.

2. An unusual euphemism generally referring to hanging out with friends and getting nothing useful done.

1. "Man, I'm so angry at those Direct-to-DVD Disney movies, I could just shit the goof."

2. "I've got nothing to do; want to shit the goof tonight?"

Shit the Goof by El Fosk December 13, 2009

The Godzilla shit 

A shit so massive it hurts to get out your anus and makes a big splashing noice. After this you'll have a fart like a giant lizzard roaring.

The Godzilla Shit. What are you gonna do 'bout it?

The Godzilla shit by Japsterman April 26, 2016

Shit the Shaft 

When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.

I let Anna Shit the Shaft to try and spice things up in the bed room.

Shit the Shaft by bench knight May 6, 2015

Shit the bed Matilda 

a surprise of disbelief . Or fuckery

Well shit the bed Matilda did you see that guy stealing that tv!

Shit the bed Matilda by Sir Crapsaway August 2, 2016

Shit The Air

When someones fart is so strong you literally believe there has to be shit particles in the air

Her fart was so potent, she must have Shit the Air.

Shit The Air by TheSwampPiper September 7, 2020

Shit the bed 

When someone hooks up with, dates, marries, etc a horrible person.
Name inspired by Amber Heard.

John shit the bed when he started dating Jessica, she's cheated on all of her other boyfriends.

Shit the bed by TheAwesomeGM May 10, 2022

In the Damn Shit 

When you're in very serious trouble. More trouble than when someone says that they're "in the shit". A clean version of this is "In the DS".

Example #1: Fuck! We're in the damn shit for about $80,000 bucks!

Example #2: Fuuka just found out her boyfriend totally cheated on her with Yukari. Oooh, he's in the damn shit now...

In the Damn Shit by MasterMenos August 12, 2012