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squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.
squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
by X3n April 3, 2006
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Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007
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pete the meat puppet

a niche video on youtube by the clothing company DIESEL about a pinocchio knock off named Pete made out of meat and his downfall from him being the american dream to a former drug addict trying to find the meaning of life that not only traumatised several teens but was an ad campaign for designer jeans. It could be symbolic for the phrase "meat puppet" which is a human who mindlessly does things on other's commands, which pete is technically doing as so many young and successful celebrities at the time would fall into drug addictions and hedonism.

it could also refer to something such as an ad that has a bunch of effort put into it and insight just for it to promote some slop at the end
mf 1: ayo have you seen the pete the meat puppet video

mf 2: ye all that insight and trauma for designer jeans is insane
by Teyst September 3, 2024
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PUPPET Disliker

Antonym of a decent human being. If you dislike PUPPET, or any content that PUPPET puts out, you’re a bigot and a piece of shit.
“Hey! Can we be moots?”
“Sorry, you’re a PUPPET Disliker. We can’t be moots. Asshole.”
by C7B3R October 30, 2025
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Fem Puppeteering

The act of a female manipulating a man to do their bidding and or what they want.
guy: i want to watch spider man with my hbs
girl: *bats eyes* you can go ahead but i personally think you should stay with me.
guy: *now debates what he should do and ultimately chooses to her*
she has successfully pulled off fem puppeteering
by yktxkyohh July 29, 2025
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Bread and Puppet

A sociological experiment in theater and social activism fueled in part by total debauchery .

Developed in the 60's and continuing to date in the blink of a Vermont town of Glover, where logs and maple syrup are produced . Used to take over with thousands of live human and puppet heads parading from the centre of Glover town up down to the theater stopping significant traffic of the local working class loggers, farmers, barn builders, etc. This thriving but yet somewhat polarized financial economy is enhanced by sky rocketing sales in booze, food, camping gear, and diapers and perhaps the black market as well. That was then and still tourists as well as interns come to this day. However, the theater delivers a view of the political spectrum as it is to date, as well as kiln made bread with home-grown rye and farm fresh vegetables raised behind the theater barn by local young and old timers and foreigners as well.
A: Hey, what rhymes with Bread and Puppet?
B: Spread and Fuck et
by catrackthisandthat May 13, 2018
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Sex Puppet

A person you can fuck whenever you want
Johnny has so many sex puppets, he can get laid whenever he wants.
by Thesster September 19, 2021
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