Alter-nate

The act of beginning with a true fact and then, through sleight of mouth, transforming and converting it to BECOME an alternate fact. aka The "Con-Way" or "Conwafying"

Bob's voice was usually heard as truthful, but, if required, he could alter-nate with the best politicians and lawyers. Before you knew it, he had alter-nated up a brand new story for your consideration.

by You rReal Name August 16, 2020

Nate

The ownership of a little brother who annoys you and, makes horrible food.

Today my brother was being a total nate, when he kicked me in the mouth.

by Pasta Boi January 6, 2020

nate

very gay for guys named jason

girl: are they dating
other girl: yes its nate and jason

by ssexyboiiiiii February 9, 2020

Nate

Nate is a person who has blonde hair, 5 ft 6 and 8 inch penis, he is insane a rocket league and is pretty much black so he has the N-Word Pass

Oh there's Nate, yeah I wanna have oral sex with him and his father

by BloobleGobbleonmyCock November 30, 2020

nate

skinny white dude who is athletic

hes a nate. forsure.

by skinny white dude March 7, 2022

Nate

A chronic masturbator who is caught on a daily basis. Can be used as an adverb, Nateing.

"Hey man stop nateing!"
"Sorry, I just love anime titties."

by BigThiccNibba December 27, 2018

Nate

This sexy kid that always says yeah-yeah. he is funny and also has lots of friends. when you get done reading this you will die don't even stop now or i will kill you instantly. Finish what i wrote. You will send this to 15 friends or i will come for you like dead serious i low-key know were you live. so you have one chance or the ghost of Christmas past will take your virginity. TR3yWAY

YOUR DEAD LIKE NO CAP FAM IM COMING FOR YOUR HEAD
Nate is so cool

by NATEY WATEY November 15, 2018