Jordan

Tall and very handsome dont put his trust in no nigga always chasing money and bout a check with a big dick.

(Jordan)

by All about money January 8, 2017

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Jordan

annoying
rude
stinks of shit
small
wont leave you alone no matter what you do.
probably gay

that guy fucking stinks. yeah must be a Jordan.

by fuck whoever took my name May 21, 2018

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Jordans

A n*gga's Favorite shoes.

"Bitch! Don't step on my Jordans!"

by john00 January 30, 2015

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(Female) Jordan is a total snake, She will pretend to be kind but once you get to know her she’s a bitchy, lying, hoe. Jordan’s always have peoples names in their mouths, they can’t keep quiet about anyone. She also looks like a spider with her skinny little legs.

Girl: ew a spider!!
Boy: lol that’s just Jordan

by KatySnow2010 February 10, 2018

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Jordan

This one cunt with green hair and an attitude that just won't quit. She's a dumbass and will cut someone if needed. She's not smart, or pretty, or talented, but can pet 4 animals at a time. 12/10 would recommend petsitter. She looks white as fuck but is actually native American and Portuguese.

"Hey do you know that one girl Jordan?"

"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"

"Thats the bitch."

by Fuckmeinthe*ssdaddy123 August 30, 2018

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Jordan

a fuckboi that is a P.O.S. and lies about everything

Christian: hey john, why didn’t Jordan show up to school today?
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”

by rotten pineapple January 17, 2018

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