Jordan

A very huge and lazy person, Jordan typically comes to work and watches everyone else work. He tends to be a funny guy, but doesn’t like to do anything but eat.

Man..... that boy Jordan is lazy

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Jordan

In the female case a Jordan is very hot and is most likely to get an std before she turns 18. Biggest ho around. Her pussy pops more than an old mans knee with arthritis.

Do u know Jordan? - U mean that really hot girl?

by Friend of a Jordan January 7, 2019

Jordan

A stuck up asshole who uses girls and is a complete dick to everyone

God I hate Jordan

by Emo chick May 2, 2019

Jordan

She can be a total bitch but she has good intentions. She’s funny and smart but always talks bad about you behind your back

Person 1: hey I love your hair!

Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid

Person 3: don’t be such a jordan

by katwasntmeever September 30, 2018

jordan

someone that you love with your entire heart. someone that means more to you than anyone else. you'll die for this person and you wouldn't regret it. you want to spend the rest of your life with them- literally. you'd kiss them until your lips fell off and you'd hug them until your arms broke. there's nobody else in your entire life that you love more. i love you, jordan.

"jordan is so sweet! he's the best guy i've ever met"

by jadi is real April 8, 2019

Jordans

Expensive shoes worn by the douchebags in school.

Thomas: Check out Trevor strutting around the school in those Jordans.
Michael: ikr! He's a real douchebag.
Thomas: ikr!

by CashNetUSAdotcomMan August 5, 2018

jordan

jordan is the sweetest girl you could ever meet, as soon as you met her you knew how good of a friend she will be. jordan has a beautiful sense of humour and can take a joke very well. jordan is a gorgeous girl, once you have met a jordan, hold on to her. jordan is the overall package of what a perfect girl friend would be. she always puts her friends before her, be careful if you do have a jordan, she wears her heart on her sleeve and is easily heart broken, she dreams so big and often is disappointed. hold on to a jordan, she could be the best person you ever meet

bill: what’s her name, she’s so nice!!
hank: that’s jordan, she’s mine don’t take her!

by farmerjessie December 8, 2018