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Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011
mugGet the Geometric Jointmug.

mailbox joint

Term used to describe a joint rolled by sticking two different brands of rolling papers to make one multi-colored joint.
The first named example of a mailbox joint was rolled with one RAW organic 1 1/4 rolling paper and a JOB 1.25.
Last night was insane, I matched with my uncle and his stingy ass made sure to weigh the bud to the milligram. He was tweaking so hard that we had to roll up a mailbox joint using one of each of our papers because he quote "didn't want to waste all the RAWs"
by def_brandon November 5, 2020
mugGet the mailbox jointmug.

Bager Joint

A Hash or Skunk joint etc mixed with tobacco, but with only a minimum amound of Skunk/Hash leaving the joint tasting like tobacco.
The Joint taste like Tobacco ?!? You look weak and skinny, so I made a Bager Joint to test your tolerance
by cookiejohnny May 12, 2020
mugGet the Bager Jointmug.

joint

A hip way of saying Yo.
Joint, I don't want no trouble, joint, I just want to window pizza
by petersengraph May 29, 2018
mugGet the jointmug.

my joint backdrafted

When you take a hit on a joint and it flames up in the middle and the tip.
I took a hit and my joint backdrafted and nearly burnt my my lip.
by MaBH January 21, 2024
mugGet the my joint backdraftedmug.

joint custody

when 2 ppl pay for a joke
yeah we went to the disco together we got joint custody
by rattimeaf July 20, 2021
mugGet the joint custodymug.

Points for Joints

a website that "awards $100 grants to those who have overcome the adversity of being caught with under an ounce of marijuana in an area in which the herb has been decriminalized." Pretty much, the savior of all dirt poor potheads

www.pointsforjoints.org
Don't worry, even if you get caught, Points for Joints will cover the fine.

www.pointsforjoints.org
by StonerLoner November 23, 2010
mugGet the Points for Jointsmug.

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