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Jake

The “god” at everything. The best at sex and the og fortnite pro,also does a lot of stupid shit 24/7
I wanna be jake.
by Jake.69 November 26, 2018
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Jake

A jake is usually a bit of a nonce, likes to shit on any surface and likes to talk about sex
That dude wouldn't stop talking about kids
Yeah he's a jake
by Creampie mpie nonce January 20, 2019
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Jake

Sexiest man alive

Person 1: Yo, have u seen Jake from yubo?
Person 2: brooooooo yeah he’s so fucking sexy
You see that man over there?

Yeah he’s Jake, sexiest man on yubo
by oogaboogasym July 8, 2019
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Jake

A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.

1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
1. Man that kid is such a jake, he probably doesn't have any friends.

2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.

3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
by Jake toolman June 17, 2018
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Jake

Hot, nice, sexy beast, absssss, later, fun dood, fun to joke around with about Jewish people, good kisser, tall, athletic, blonde sexy sexy man.
by youcantseememytimeisnow March 10, 2017
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Jake

Jake is the most gayest person I know
by Jakeyboy320 October 16, 2018
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Jake

Jake is so gay.
by Conricly June 11, 2018
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