driving Mich

verb -

the act of driving in the middle of a road in order to avoid the deer invested jumanji that is Michigan.

rural or urban makes no difference, the deer are indiscriminate killers.

Full term -

driving Michigan

On a late, dimly lit country road in zombie deer territory...

Bob: "Watch out for the deer. I live in Detroit so I have no insurance."
Bill: "I got this, I'm just going to drive Mich."

A late night Fall text conversation...

Ashley: "What's up?"
Liz: "Nothing, just driving Mich. hbu?"
Ashley: "Wait?! You're driving and texting?!?!?"
Liz: "I'm a girl aren't I? lol"

by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013

Drive-by Knowledge

Educating someone by driving by that person and yelling information that person would likely not know.
ex.
Yelling this when passing a man or women that is walking on the sidewalk: "Peptide, Noun, short polymers formed from the linking of amino acids."

I got hit by some Drive-by Knowledge today, I was walking home and a car yelled what the defination of a peptide was at me.

by I am, Dictionary man May 1, 2010

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Drive By Sniff

When you walk by someone while trying to figure out what they smells like

I did a drive by sniff to confirm she smelled like roses

by Xhyshejenddn July 13, 2019

Drive-by Swiping

When travelling across long distances and using tinder (or any dating app) to swipe in the local area whilst still in transit and passing through, to get matches with the local population but never intending to stay there.

Me and some friends were heading back to London from Edinburgh. I got bored so I got on tinder. I ended up Drive-by Swiping down past the peak district and got a macth with this girl in Brimingham.

by PeshyAdventures August 20, 2020

Jackin Drive

To drive a vehicle and masterbate.

My hormones were out of control, I had to pull a jackin drive on my way home tonight just thinking about you.

by AMC1987 February 23, 2009

cry-driving

To weep; shed tears, with or without sound; while operating and guiding the movement of a vehicle or animal.

While stopped at the lights, I noticed him cry-driving while listening to "Somebody" by Depech Mode.

by cjahan July 12, 2012