Chewing my Cazoo

Oakdale tradition which makes the chewer unable to recall the glory days of welsh rugby...

*not that I remember 76 or 78..I was probably too busy chewing my Cazoo"

by Reynolds72 March 18, 2021

chew bub

One who chews tobacco and hangs with others that chew and will commonly ask someone “Got a chew bubs?”

“Look at that chew bub over there.”

by Bobby Allen March 22, 2018

chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.

Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”

by Ester Tallon Joe October 09, 2022

Chew head

Somebody who uses chewing tobacco alot.

That guy is such a chew head.

by R. Econ March 03, 2009

Queef chewing

When you're about to go down on a woman and she queefs in your face

"For fucks sake, you just did a fanny fart right into my mouth, you skank!"

"You're queef chewing you biiitch"

by SexyPants Mcfuckhole July 20, 2022

arse chewed

meaning getting told off, by someone, could be parent, teachers or managers

"i got my arse chewed at work for being late

by uk girl August 30, 2006

Chewing Creature

Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.

I totally freaked out Tomar with the chewing creature, dude.

by maklunky August 02, 2023