Cactus Jack's

A drink considered the real MVP of pre-drinks, often called upon when a standard vodka lime soda just won’t cut it.

Cactus Jack's is defined as: When the classic pre drinks weren’t cutting it, they chose Cactus Jack’s for their go to freshers week pre drink.

by Sophssels September 8, 2025

dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

cheese cactus

A spiky/leafy bud of cannabis

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy

by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016

cactus

prickly, desert living, water hogging plant.

there's that pesky😒 water hogging plant that has prickles and lives in the desert called a cactus🌵

by 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 September 16, 2019

cactus cuddling

When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus

GF: Babe, come cuddle!
BF: Not today, I'm not into cactus cuddling!

by Prickly-Pear November 28, 2021

fleshy cactus

when you stab your dick with staples, and precede to intercourse of the gay variety. Not to be confused with the straight version Clap Wactus.

You're so gay, (fleshy cactus) can't believe you didn't Clap Wactus.

by OMG its Cuck Guy February 24, 2018

sassy cactus

a group of people backstage on a show that talk shit on all of there friends

the group sassy cactus is back and there already starting shit

by Fatal Mistake February 2, 2022