The man at the club said, “Watch out hood your girlfriend right, here comes the big dick bandit”
Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit
Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit
by Themanmythlegendbandit December 18, 2023

by Davidfr January 15, 2023

A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.
Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.
Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.
Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.
by BonerMasterMick2 September 18, 2023

Its a rock with a big dick
by ahhhhhhhhhhhh help me April 19, 2023

by p33n3r May 31, 2019
