Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos

Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.

by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024

to rape the barn

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money

according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia

by Sexydimma March 11, 2015

Hoyt Barnes

an annoying red haired, with nasty side burns and a big ugly spikey mop type person who enjoys all qualities of the average nerd.(Tiny lead figure painting, Computer games, star trek, etc.)
One who chooses to seek a mate who is unimaginably ugly, who could be mistaken for the opposite sex or a dog.
A being who mates on the couch with a parent walking in on the pair.
An individual who trys so fit in but is repeatedly denied.
Over all this is a being that is unwanted and should escape from the world that could become a cleaner, more beautiful environment.

"I really don't like those people"
"yeah, the're so ugly that Hoyt Barnes wouldn't even do that!"

by man gooch November 28, 2004

booby barn

1 n: a strip club or adult club.

Hey johny, you wanna go to the (booby barn?) i heard your mom was gonna be there haha "johny: bruh"

by thathormyguy October 26, 2020

Boat-Barn

When you move back to your hometown for the pandemic and bang the husband of your high-school bully.

I boat-barn.

by BPF_1980 April 4, 2021

sara barns

a snakey snake from sydney mines and dates guys no longer then 5 days and has a new boyfriend every week:)

ayo your girl is starting to sara barns on you

by meowcatfish3333 January 29, 2019

barning

Barning is spreading lies as much as possible , in a chat room to cause strife and issues nonstop. full of horse shit like a barn.

Craig has been barning horse shit around and making false accusations, her projecting his life on us. He is the king of barning that asshole! so immature

by Fox416 September 10, 2025