What the bags

What the bags is a more appropriate way to say something like "What the fuck" or "What the balls". Its not punishable for saying it (yet) in school or out. It's also good to say on perhaps Xbox live because why would anyone report you for that.

Person who just died in Fortnite Battle Royale: What the bags bro, that guy was hacking.

Friend: Nah you just bad, but what the bags, why did you die?

by WhatTheBags June 2, 2018

bag shag

When there is a chick that has great assets but has a grot face. You should then procede to place a bag face over her face before shagging her.

Tyler: Alice has great tits and fine ass
Anthony: I know man it's just her face

Tyler: I dunno man I wanna smash but her face...
Anthony: Man I'll get you a bag so you can bag shag her

by Thotimus_Prime November 21, 2017

Dong Bags

Condoms or any other tube like object placed over the cock

i just bought a box of dong bags so me and my girlfriend can do it doggiestyle

by seymour assholes August 6, 2007

gin bag

A term used to describe women of a 'certain age' who are basically lushes.

'Gin Bag' means an elderly woman who spends the afternoon drinking too much alcohol and then talks absolute rubbish.

Usually a drunk and elderly battleaxe who talks too much and makes little sense. A lush.

The old gin bag wouldn't shut up.

by pishytrishy June 19, 2008

chun-bag

someone who is incredibly chun.

you're a chun-bag for giving so much homework.

by sumwhatkiller December 2, 2010

Cairnie Bagging

When someone is Cairnie bagged, they are teabagged by a rather large, deputy rector, male. It is possibly the single worst experience ever.

"Could Gavin Lauder please go to the front of school"
"He's going to get a Cairnie Bagging"

by James mcleec March 7, 2009

secure the bag

get the money

"we have to go to the bank and secure the bag"

by bruhdude123 March 13, 2020