rat cow

a person who's fat and their face looks like a god damn rat.

aka Sammie

Omg, she's a total fucking rat cow.

by TheAnachronism April 30, 2007

grazing cow

(v.)
A form of sexual intercourse involving classic rear-entry. Upon insertion, the "pitcher" leans over and chews on the "catcher's" hair. During this act, the "pitcher" fondles the mammaries of the "catcher," thus "milking" the cow and completing this act of immense ecstasy.

She struggled a bit when I threw the grazing cow her way, but eventually she begged for it, screaming "Moo! Mooo-rree!"

by Big Barky February 29, 2008

fluffy cow

a name for a fat female with an excess amount of pubic hair

Do you remember Donna at the Mardi Gras party when she stripped?
Yeah! She was the nastiest fluffy cow I'd ever seen!

by Senorcheeseballs April 15, 2017

to have a cow

an alteration of the term ' to have kittens' to strongly overreact to a situation.

I scratched my Dad's car and he had a cow -now I am not allowed to borrow it for a year!

by Intensity January 9, 2005

Cow Rapist

A person who drinks milk.

Brock: Yo dude, do you drink milk?

Nader: Yeah bro, love it!

Brock: Dude! You’re a fuckin' Cow Rapist! I bet you drink it straight up from the cow’s tit!

by Smacker March 3, 2008

cow fudge

A white gummy substance, more commonly known as cream cheese.

Wilma and Betty love to rub cow fudge over their buns.

by Migrainiac September 7, 2006

fat cow

bovine mammal with inordinate volume of fat tissue

Yo 'sup?! This beef is only 80% lean - must have come from one fat cow, mothafucka!

by Truth2Power August 24, 2004