Jayson Tatum

The baddest motherfucker in the NBA who runs the whole league at just 19 years old

“Yo bro you see what Jayson Tatum did today?” “Yeah bro, crazy he’s doing all of this and he’s only 19.”

by KlashGhost June 4, 2024

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Officer Tatum

Thatnk you Officer Tatum! I'll take that "W" Uh-Thankyouverymuch! Not taking any... Um... What's the other one? What's the other letter? Let's see... There's winning... And then there's.... Hmm... What's the opposite of winning? Um... Look, I don't know. I wouldn't know. But, whatever, I'll take that "W" now... What IS that other word?

Hym "See that!? Officer Tatum says 'THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM AND CHRISTIANITY!' You hear that shit-heads!? You know what THAT means? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I've never NOT been correct! It's the SAME THING! The entire point of the religion is taking over the land they occupy, dissolving the individual by deferring credit their book demon, and hoarding all of the resources so you have to join their incest cult! That's why they keep getting genocided! Putrid, clawing zombies, all of them!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

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Dirty Tarun

Being strapped to a bungee cord on your penis and bouncing but instead of a trampoline, you’re bouncing on a guys fist while a circle of dudes shit liquid diarrhea on to you

My mom came to watch me have my first Dirty Tarun

by DarkDirigibleTitan July 24, 2024

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