titty mcfuck tarts

arguable the most offencive comment in the english language, extreemly offencive, because asians cannot say this word,

Man 1: You're A Gay Homo
Man 2: STFU titty mcfuck tarts
Man 1: im sorry mr man 2....im gonna go cry myself into a comma if u dont mind....

by Matt June 18, 2006

asian pop tart

1. When you take a pop tart, preferably uncooked, and smash it against someones head and in their hair. The sticky goo should get all in their making it difficult to get out.

2. Or when a man ejaculates inside a woman, and then takes a potato chip and scraping off all the semen and vaginal liquids and eating said potato chip.

1. OH!!! I just shoved a pop tart in your emo hair! You got an asian pop tart, poser bitch! Fuckin suck on that you emo shit!

2. Mmmm... that asian pop tart tasted sooo good, baby!

by PASHU May 6, 2006

Upside French Apple Tart

You have the hair of a Jamaican Sailor, yet you're Ginger. Aka Sean Hensley

No, you're going to get backhanded because you look like a Upside French Apple Tart

by Professor_Holmes August 27, 2021

shower pop tart

A sexual innuendo used to depict a female using a pop tart, preferably cherry or hot fudge flavored, to pleasure herself early in the morning while in the shower. The pop tart will obviously turn soggy. This is often considered a delicacy in high-class societies around the world and is always eaten by a significant other present during the pleasuring in the shower.

Michelle: "Katie, did you eat breakfast yet?"
Katie: "Actually, I did already. My boyfriend and I shared a shower pop tart this morning."

by Like Father Like Son October 29, 2008

I'll pop your tart

Phrase meaning "I'll have sex with you" with a cleaner wording. Pop and tart can be replaced with other words like "I'll jack n your box" or "I'll cream your cheese" etc.

Random kid: "I could really go for a poptart right about now!"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"

by cgett69 September 23, 2011

kansas city pop tart

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating, and proceeding to insert your blood covered penis into the female's mouth in order to engage in oral sex.

I gave Stacy the Kansas City Pop Tart last night.

by Michelangelo Da Vinci July 5, 2016

To have the roof tiled with tarts

To be extremely wealthy.

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts

by Vhemo May 5, 2018