U-Tampon

Another name for the University of Tampa.

Friend: Oh shit you’re going to U-Tampon!

by anonymous December 4, 2022

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Tampon

In and out , x17

A tampon is a product tht girls shove up there pssy , so a man doesn’t stick there pepe in there 😺
“I need a tampon”

“B df u need tht for ..? Cant stick my unicorn horn up there ..!?”

by qtvxsa March 16, 2022

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Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes

Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.

by Twaat_head April 25, 2015

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Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.

I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.

by Teenypetey January 19, 2025

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tampon ripper

The horrible mishap of forgetting to take out your tampon before having sexual relations with a man during your time of the month.

Jack: bruh, the tip of my dick touched Alexis' tampon last night when I was hittin'...
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.

by Airhorns @ Midnight August 19, 2016

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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.

Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.

by Shinon September 6, 2023

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