The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.
“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
“You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
“You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”
by gamerman November 06, 2019
by eve_hessx June 15, 2018
A girl (or guy) who uses pictures on their Social Network account that hide how fucking huge they are to trick unsuspecting victims. Done by using clever lighting and angles with the camera.
Guy 1: Did you meet up with that girl from Facebook the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.
by northwestlad October 07, 2015
A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.
by Capybaara September 17, 2021
by CODRAGERSANONYMOUS October 27, 2022
by RM I Kangaroo May 17, 2017
Chris-Yo Mat I forgot my sleeping bag
Mat-Man it’s supposed to go below zero tonight your gonna freeze unless we share
Chris-Tactical cuddles it is bro no-homo
Mat-Man it’s supposed to go below zero tonight your gonna freeze unless we share
Chris-Tactical cuddles it is bro no-homo
by IdkManIjustworkIG October 20, 2022