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Flappy Turd

To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.
'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'
by Chilly Beef February 13, 2014
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Mouldy Turd

Someone who has never seen the TV show The Wire.
Person 1: Im so fucking drunk.

Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty.

Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.
by Actual Ltd. January 20, 2023
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turd mullet

When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.
Zach woke up smelling rank after Pete gave him a turd mullet.
by Turler August 3, 2018
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Tardy Turd

A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.
After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a tardy turd ruining my clean ass.
by Jp P & Ryan W December 2, 2007
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Social Turd

A Social Turd is a term which can be used for two main reasons:

1) To describe something most unpleasant and obscene upon the eye in society. A someone or something which has figuratively taken a large stinking crap on a community.

2) The very opposite of a Social Butterfly, now this particular variety of humanity, differs from your mundane Wallflower - it is someone who is mute for a large amount of time until the occasion arises and they vocalise unpleasant comments in a situation, thus, dropping a log in a public place.
Use your imagination for the following:
1) I take a stroll through a public place and I see a newly ‘in love’ couple - chewing each other’s faces off.

This is a Social Turd because the young nor the elderly or any age between need to see two faces combining like something from Alien. Also, there is no need to remind the sad members of your community of their singleness!

2) “We need a Social Turd ‘scoop up’ !” exclaimed the snobbish, job’s worth from the local neighbourhood watch, with a fake accent.

3) A group of teen females strut down the school corridor on none school uniform day: their attire is cheap Primark leggings and a cropped toothpaste stained hoodie. These young women who are our future, sport not Camel Toes but entire Camel Hooves! A true Social Turd.
by Uncle Geoffrey January 16, 2020
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banana turd

When u dip your dick skin in chocolate butter and stick it up your wifes queef hole and she yells holy shit fuck me again Jonny you got me
That bitch is getting the banana turd u got me
by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017
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angel turds

Loose packing material in the form of Styrofoam extrusions resembling peanuts, used to prevent breakage of delicate objects during shipping. Depending on the weather they can take an electrostatic charge and cling to your clothing when you handle them. angel shit
I got this Christmas gift in the mail that was packed in angel turds.
by lorgue March 7, 2010
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