T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone.

Kevin: yo cvs was out of condoms for T-bone Tuesday

Tyron: looks like your girl won’t be getting that extra bone she deserves.

by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019

love yourself tuesday

Every Tuesday you have to love yourself and everyone around you.

Person 1: it's love yourself Tuesday.
Person 2: oh damn, I love you me.

by Your one true love November 17, 2020

nice little tuesday

When you don’t have much to do and decide to start looking up a few sexual innuendos from UD that you can work into your daily conversations.

“69” and “That’s what she said” are hilarious, but they just aren’t fresh anymore. I need to have a nice little Tuesday to up my game and learn some new stuff like “hot tub” and “moose knuckle”.

by Wheezy Peezy June 13, 2023

Taco Bell Tuesday

When someone orders Taco Bell on a Tuesday, usually followed up by a bad case of the shits.

Guy 1: "Alright boys, it's Taco Bell Tuesday!"
Guy 2: "Aw, fuck!"

by johnfortnitekreger April 4, 2023

chicken sandwich on a tuesday

Idk eat a chicken sandwich

Chicken sandwich on a Tuesday
Yes

by 278382629-72 March 24, 2022

Time-Travel Tuesday

An internet event in the same vein as "Throwback Thursday" or "Flashback Friday." But can also be for celebrating the future, or the present; rather than just the past.

Darius: Hey, Valentino!
Valentino: Yeah?
Darius: You know what day it is?
Valentino: Yes. It's Time-Travel Tuesday. Let's celebrate the future.

by valentino_wonder December 30, 2020

One Wipe Tuesday

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.

Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!

by blaneficker January 12, 2021