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Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice
by Freggsmash May 20, 2019
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Plumber's Trumpet

This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played
Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips

Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
by Juic3HD December 5, 2019
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Trumpet

The loudest and most annoying instrument in the band. Trumpets have a sworn enemy between the clarinets and flutes. Generally loud and obnoxious and the people who play them are the same way. They can never play in tune and if something goes wrong with a performance, it was their fault. Don't be a trumpet.
Me: Dude, the trumpets are fucking up again. We haven't even played 3 measures yet.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.
by @thatnerdoverthere December 8, 2019
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Trumpets

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll
by Tronnastyll May 29, 2019
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Slut Trumpet

Much like a slut but proudly declares to everyone she is a slut as loud as possible. Will tell you upfront how much of a whore she is and how many men and or women she has been with as if it's some kind of badge
Guy #1: Eyy man you seen Mary?

Jacob: Hell no man that bitch is a slut trumpet.
by ClapclapWonk June 7, 2019
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Trumpet

That guys is being such a trumpet.
by The ClaperWolf August 24, 2019
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Rusty trumpet

A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs
Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
Shut the fuck up
by Pepepoopoobitch September 1, 2019
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